I'm eating peanut butter at my desk.
No, not on crackers. Nope, not on an apple. Na-uh, not in a sandwich.
Out. Of. The. Jar.
Why, you ask? Because I ran out of food money and I don't get paid until Friday and a (fat) kids gotta eat!
To add insult to injury? My boss is an uber healthy dude and if he comes into my office, this could be difficult to explain.
Now, if you'll excuse me, my board is due today and I must run a check out to the barn...